I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (Tucker Max, #1)

Posted on 16 January 2018 by Tucker Max

The Book That Inspired The MovieMy name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way I share my adventures with the world from the IntroductionActual reader feedbackI find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature Because of you, I don t believe in God any No just God would allow someone like you to existI ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited I want to bring that kind of joy to people You re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot I m in both shock and awe at how much I want to be youNow with 16 Pages of Photos and a New Introduction Free Download eBook I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (Tucker Max, #1) Author Tucker Max – kino-fada.fr My name is Tucker Max and I m an asshole. Mate, your name is Tucker and you attended law school, so the second half of that sentence seems redundant to me.The humor here seems to be the continuation of a long line of misogynist, sometimes crypto racist, mostly Caucasian males Andrew Dice Clay, Howard Stern, Morton Downey Jr., Animal House while funny, did spotlight frat boy antics , Frank Zappa smisogynist moments think Dinah Moe Hum and Jewish Princess and on and on In t My name is Tucker Max and I m an asshole. Mate, your name is Tucker and you attended law school, so the second half of that sentence seems redundant to me.The humor here seems to be the continuation of a long line of misogynist, sometimes crypto racist, mostly Caucasian mal...This book makes me embarrassed to be a man The fact that it has sold 400,000 copies makes embarrassed to be a reader That it s justified as bathroom reading makes me embarrassed to own a toilet To folks who happen to like it hey, to each his own My opinions are worth both sides of the two ply they re printed on and nothingBut as wussy as the words are, the whole premise I m an obnoxious alco fuckaholic, but I know it, so the joke s not on me lacks two things I m sorta fond of co This book makes me embarrassed to be a man The fact that it has sold 400,000 copies makes embarrassed t...this book is like anthropology for me i have spent my life avoiding men like this and the women who are their prey just cause they annoy me but i was still curious about why everyone was reading this so reading this book was my shark week i could watch the feeding frenzies, while avoiding that water at all costs i think it was fortuitous ...Dear Satan,I humbly request that you serve Tucker Max plenty of beer once he joins you in Hell However, please first insert a glass rod into his urethra and then break it in several places Very best,MarkMost negative reviews of this book are from people who balk at this guy s lifestyle that being, he s an asshole, an alcohlic, and fucks lots of girls As someone who is debatably at least one of those things, and probably 2, I don t really give a shit about his lifestyle I like assholes Alcoholics are pretty interesting, or at least have interesting stories But I cannot stress enough that anyone with half a brain will hate this book because this guy is the WORST WRITER EVER I don t underst Most negative reviews of this book are ...Find all of my reviews at do you guys know about the website PicMonkey I always use it to crop auto adjust my photos, but I had no idea it offered up this awesome featureHa I m Kathy Bates in American Horror Story Freakshow In case you were wondering, this review is brought to you byBEEEEEEEEER Mitchell got to pick our latest buddy read, but I can really only fault myself since I was the one who purchased I Hope They Serve Beer In He Find all of my reviews at do you guys know about the website PicMonkey I always use it to crop auto adjust my photos, but I had no idea it offered up this awesome featureHa I m Kathy Bates in American Horror Story Freakshow In case you were wondering, this review is brought to you byBEEEEEEEEER Mitchell got to pick our latest buddy read, but I can really only fault myself since I was the one who purchased I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and placed it on a shelf within his line of sight I was not familiar with Tucker Max beyond the fact that I was aware people hate him, and the only reasons I bought the book were 1 the title and 2 it cost a quarter.Turns out this is a book about the sexcapades of a 20 something year old law student If that isn t a precursor to you knowing the narrator is going to be a huge douchecanoe, I don t know what is Tucker Max spends his nights saying things like thisKnowing...This book, uh, shouldn t be called a book I Hope The Serve Beer In Hell is essentially a book length Maxim article boasting session at the bar Now, I don t have a significant problem with either Maxim articles or drunks at the bar, as they can sometimes be funny, but in large doses on the page the effect wears thin Imagery as hackneyed as She look like she got hit in the face with a frying pan may work after eight beers at 2AM on Sunday morning, but I wasn t reading the book then So there This bo...A big WOW for shameless debauchery from a raging egomaniac It s like bungee jumping into the middle of the mosh pit at a fraternity grain party I m one of those girls who liked parts of the Tucker book Well, actually this is sort of a mixed review The first story I read was the Tucker tries b tt sex one I nearly peed myself it was so funny For shock value and out of control laughs, you could stop after that story and be satisfied It turns out I should have stopped The next story I read A big WOW for shameless debauchery from a raging egomaniac It s like bungee jumping into the middle of the mosh pit at a fraternity grain party I m one of those girls who liked parts of the Tucker book Well, actually this is sort of a mixed review The first story I read was the Tucker tries b tt sex one I nearly peed myself it was so funny For shock value and out of control laughs, you could stop after that story and be satisfied It turns out I should have ...This book is disgusting It is literally the worst book I ve ever read And yet I have never, ever, ever laughed so hard and so loud at the written word This book appalled me but I couldn t stop reading Tucker Max has some kind of writing style, it s almost Gonzo But I would never tell him that And if you did he wouldn t get the reference at all It s like sitting next to some drunk, ex reality show star in an Ed Hardy t shirt as he recounts his shallow, pathetic existence And for that I This book is disgusting It is literally the worst book I ve ever read And yet I have never, ever, ever laughed so hard and so loud at the written word This book appalled me but I couldn t stop reading Tucker Max has some kind of writing style, it s almost Gonzo But I would never tell him that And if you did he wouldn t get the reference at all It s like sitting next to some drunk, ex reality show star in an Ed Hardy t shirt as he rec...tis the season13 TALES OF TERROR BOOK 5my carefully considered thoughts on Tucker Max

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16 January 2018

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