Legends of the Ferengi

Posted on 01 May 2018 by Ira Steven Behr

Once you have their money, never give it back 1 Anything worth doing is worth doing for money 13For centuries these and the other famous Ferengi Rules of Acquisition have been the guiding principles of the galaxy s most successful entrepreneurs But the wisdom behind them was not won without a high cost in lives and latnium.Now at last these inspiring tales of avaricious Ferengi wresting monetary gain from the jaws of poverty are available to the profit hungry across the galaxy New Read [ Legends of the Ferengi ] By [ Ira Steven Behr ] For Kindle ePUB or eBook – kino-fada.fr Oh this did make me chuckle Just having re watched DS9, Quark s voice was fresh in my mind while reading this A nice little read but it didn t include the unofficial rule 286 When Morn leaves, it s all overThis book was great.A wonderful piece of meta fiction, Star Trek Deep Space Nine Legends of the Ferengi is incredibly fun and entertaining The book is essentially a collection of short stories and fables that either illustrate, or are the basis for, the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition And while they re told to Quark by series producer Ira Steven Behr and writer Robert Hewitt Wolfe, they re not cannon and aren t supposed to be taken seriously By listing Quark as the author the reader is told right upfront the s A wonderful piece of meta fiction, Star Trek Deep Space Nine Legends of the Ferengi is incredibly fun and entertaining The book is essentially a collection of short stories and fables that either illustrate, or are the basis for, the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition And while they re told to Quark by series producer Ira Steven Behr and writer Robert Hewitt Wolfe, they re not cannon and aren t supposed to be taken seriously By listing Quark as th...YOU MUST GET THE AUDIOBOOK I m not kidding It s a jewel.Tales of the Ferengi, as told by Quark I have this on audiobook, so it is narrated by Armin I mean Quark Quark tells tales of the Ferengi to you and tries to sell you things I loved every moment of my nostalgia.For me this book was hit and miss It s handy to have the rules written down in one place, and the book is often funny, clever, and even genuinely insightful, but it is also often unfunny, creepy the sexism of the ferengi is less amusing without the skilled actors to back it up , and dated That being said, if you are a big fan of the ferengi on DS9 it is worth checking out or keeping for reference As for entertainment value though, I would recommend the audiobook version over this It is tech For me this book was hit and miss It s handy to have the rules written down in one place, and the book is often funny, clever, and even genuinely insightful, but it is also often unfunny, creepy the sexism of the ferengi is less amusing without the skilled actors to back it up , and dated That being said, if you are a big fan of the ferengi on DS9 it is worth checking out or keeping for reference As for entertainment value though, I would recommend the audiobook version over this It is technically abridged, which I usually hate, but this is not a novel with any plot and what little was left out was not some of th...This was a fun little book full of Ferengi legends, stories, random memos, notes, and even one of Quark s second grade reports, all of which are used to illustrate different Ferengi Rules of Acquisition It s nothing too deep, but it s a nice book to keep on your bedside table since you can pick it up, read a few of the entries, and then put it down I don t think I d pay 12 for it, but I picked it up at a Half Price Books and feel like I got my money s worth out of it Definitely a good read i This was a fun little book full of Ferengi legends, stories, random memos, notes, and even one of Quark s second grade reports, all of which are used to illustrate different Ferengi Rules of Acquisition It s nothing too deep, but it s a nice book to keep on your bedside table since you can pick it up, read a few of the entries, and then put ...Legends of the Ferengi feels exactly like its species amusing in short bursts and grating in larger doses The book is full of assorted lists, letters, instructions, and anecdotes, each representing a different Rule of Acquisition Not all the rules are included, but there are enough to remind us...The 285 Rules of Acquisition are crucial for any good Ferengi businessman to know by heart Quark, for a modest fee, has written many of them down for us to learn, along with the historical connection to the creation of each...The Legends of the Ferengi itself was great fun Music and sound effects were too loud, but the stories themselves, plus Armin Shimmerman s narration, were brilliant.However Learning that nearly half the au...

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01 May 2018

Ira Steven Behr