Blasphemy!

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Blasphemy Or,When he sees Satan stuck in a rut, God provides a little divine intervention, suggesting the Devil get back to basics.Taking God s advice, Satan answers a summons to a crossroad on Earth, hellbent on brokering a deal in exchange for the soul of the human who summoned him.The problem with that is the summoner is a deviant twink named Jimmy who immediately falls in love at first sight, much to Satan s dismay.Blasphemy Where God is a frat bro who wants to get his brother laid, Satan absolutely does not have time for this shit, and Jimmy wants to climb the Devil like a tree.A novella from the twisted mind of TJ Klune, coming for free exclusively to tjklunebooks.com on December 11th. Download Blasphemy! – kino-fada.fr Blasphemy is live It is available free on my website at the link below, along with downloads for PDF and or Mobi.Disclaimer Straight up if you are extremely religious and or find the idea of Satan as a main character to be offensive, this is not the story for you You have been warned up front You are 100% allowed to have a boner for Jesus, but please don t leave comments about how offended you are and blah, blah, blah I don t have time for such nonsense.http www.tjklunebooks.com new bl Blasphemy is live It is available free on my website at the link below, along with downloads for PDF and or Mobi.Disclaimer Straight up if you are extremely religious and or fi...WOW, that was certainly something And I ll let you know what as soon as I figure that out myself In spite of being extremely busy running hell, Satan found himself not only super bored, but also very lonely So God talked Satan into taking a day for himself, to have some fun doing something he used to enjoy, before his life got so hectic.But after deciding to play Crossroads Demon for a day, the last thing that Satan expected was to find himself confronted by Jimmy, a spunky, loudmout WOW, that was certainly something And I ll let you know what as soon as I figure that out myself In spite of being extremely busy running hell, Satan found himself not only super bored, but also very lonely So God talked Satan into taking a day for himself, to have some fun doing something he used to enjoy, before his life got so hectic.But after deciding to play Crossroads Demon for a day, the last thing that Satan expected was to find himself confronted by Jimmy, a spunky, loudmouthed twink with a kink for handsome, red skinned devils Who are you Jimmy breathed He stopped near Satan, looking up at him with wide, dark eyes Are you my dreams No, Satan said, his voice thunderousI am your nightmare I am the thing that lives in the dark I am the I want ...Well, this is for the lack of a better word definitely something I have no idea how to explain this book because this is something you gotta witness yourself But I immensely enjoyed this story If you are someone who s not easily offended, uptight and narrow minded, I assure you, you are going to find this book fascinating and hilarious Because we need power bottoms like Jimmy and cordial Satan in our lives 4 Satan is a purring kitten stars Well, this is for the lack of a better word definitely something I have no idea how to explain this book because this is something you gotta witness yourself But I immensely enjoyed this story If you are someone who s not easily offended, uptight and narrow minded, I assure yo...OMG I needed this Laughed my ass off Review to come If you need a good laugh and you don t mind some blasphemyyou should really let this one bright up your dayOh My God uh, I mean What the Hell DI knew this day would be shitty for me,and I wanted to start it with a smile on my face, so I turned to TJ Klune, I knew he wouldn t disappoint And Ho lee shit lolWhat better way to start your hellish day pun absolutely intended with Hell s own gatekeeper XD The one and only, the Magnificent, Beast form the East oh, uh sorry, wrong Beast lolThe Beast Who Brings Misery to All Capitalized that shit, motherfuckers D And now I m turning int Oh My God uh, I mean What the Hell DI knew this day would be shitty for me,and I wanted to start it with a smile on my face, so I turned to TJ Klune, I knew he wouldn t disappoint And Ho lee shit lolWhat better way to start your hellish day pun absolutely intended with Hell s own gatekeeper XD T...HOLY SHIT, Tj Klune How do you come up with stuff like this I mean, you seem like a normal person see what I did there , but then you go and write wickedly irreverent and brilliantly outrageous stuff like this thing ...banners created by members of the Klunatics FB group Straight up if you are extremely religious and or find the idea of Satan as a main character to be offensive, this is not the story for you You have been warned up front You are 100% allowed to have a boner for Jesus, but please don t leave comments about how offended you are and blah, blah, blah I don t have time for such nonsense.In addition, I would like to make a request I thought about chargi banners created by members of...New free book by T.J.Klune.You can download it here have to admit that I did not particularly like Satan and Jimmy.Satan was too softy and sentimental for a million years old evil guy He should have been oozing wickedness and corruption Instead he was far too sensitive for my liking He is depending upon others to tell him how to be bad.And I certainly couldn t get his connection to Jimmy I think you have to be extremely desperate to end up with someo New free book by T.J.Klune.You can download it here have to admit that I did not particularly like Satan and Jimmy.Satan was too softy and sentimental for a million years old evil guy He should have been oozing wickedness and corruption Instead he was far too sensitive for my liking He is depending upon others to tell him how to be bad.And I certainly couldn t get his connection to Jimmy I think you have to be extremely desperate to end up with someone like Jimmy with his own personal issues.On the other hand God is the real deal Caustic, totally sarcastic and over the top godlikeOh my me, God saidMy personal favourite was Jesus And his interactions with his daddy, God, are hilariousI promised Jesus I d take him out cloud fishing today He s bitching about it, but I am not Jesus cried somewhere off screen I just don t see the point It s like you don t...Sacrilegious, hilarious, and cute I loved every word Satan has the blues God is a power bottom so says the Devil Jesus is a whiny teenager And a twink named Jimmy just summoned the Lord of the Underworld The ...Ridiculously funny, irreverent and filled with the biting wit and clever writing that is the hallmark of TJ, Blasphemy is an absolute delight

Blasphemy!
  • English
  • 01 April 2017
  • ebook
  • T.J. Klune
  • Blasphemy!