Catastrophe Queen

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One hot mess One hot boss One too many hot encounters It s not you It s me No, seriously It is me Not only does my name literally mean unfortunate, but that s the story of my life Everything I touch turns to crap An apartment fire that I swear I was not responsible for means I m living back at home with my sex mad parents Yay, me Which is why I need my new job as personal assistant to Cameron Reid to get back on my feet Three months in this job and I can move back out and, hopefully, remember to turn off my flat iron once in a while Ahem On paper, my job is easy Make coffee Book appointments Keep everything in order Until I walk in on my boss, half naked, wearing nothing but the kind of tiny white towel that dreams are made of Now, nothing is easy except our mutual attraction But he s my boss, and you know what they say about mixing work and pleasure unless you do p rn, it s just not worth it Or is it Read Catastrophe Queen – kino-fada.fr Favorite Quotes There was no doubting that I was blushing this time around You could fry eggs on my cheeks Eddie Nobody wants to see those gnashers They re bad enough in your mouth when you smile like a serial killer Aunt Grace shouted, reaching over with the straw from Mom s glass of water and prodding the dentures with it.You mean my tall, thin, blonde haired, blue eyed colleague who could charm a condom onto a monk I wanted to check him out like a library book.I was so single that my va Favorite Quotes There was no doubting that I was blushing this time around You could fry eggs on my cheeks Eddie Nobody wants to see those gnashers They re bad enough in your mouth when you smile like a serial killer Aunt Grace shouted, reaching over with the straw from Mom s glass of water and prodding the dentures with it.You mean my tall, thin, blonde haired, blue eyed colleague who could charm a condom onto a monk I wanted to check him out like a library book.I was so single that my vagina had pretty much sewn itself up in anticipation of never getting laid again.She insisted on you coming in so she could check you out and ask you everything including the size of your penis She said, and I quote, Never marry a man with a small penis I wore my second best dress which happened to be a little black number that gave me the confidence of a thousand witches ready to rise against humanity.You are the dramatic o...So fun, So sweet, So Emma Hart And the slowburn burnt me It was perfectly slow for me I loved reading about Cameron Mallory Definitely a read I would recommend to you Rom Com loversHoly hot fudge sundae Emma Hart has only gone and done it again I love the hype that comes with an Emma Hart new release It gets me so excited and this beauty didn t disappoint After Tequila Tequila I didn t think it was possible to beat but Mallory is one sassy chick and I love Cameron He is definitely new book boyfriend material Mallory is a walking disaster If first impressions were everything this girl would stick in your mind for the wrong reasons She s moved back home and currently Holy hot fudge sundae Emma Hart has only gone and done it again I love the hype that comes with an Emma Hart new release It gets me so excited and this beauty didn t disappoint After Tequila Tequila I didn t think it was possible to beat but Mallory is one sassy chick and I love Cameron He is definitely new book boyfriend material Mallory is a walking disaster If first impressions were everything this girl would stick in your mind for the wrong reasons She s moved back home and currently looking for a new job Her recent set of interviews offer the promise of an office job The problem is her new boss He may or may not have seen her dirty laundry Cameron Reid is a rich, sexy bachelor with a mind for business and a body to...Sweet and funny I have read other stories that featured a female lead as a klutzy mess of a person Sometimes they worked well and became a humorous feature of the story But others didn t work out so well and they were an unfortunate creation to try to read and enjoy.But this one was written in such a fashion that it was funny and lighthearted throughout the entire story.You know what it s like to have a crush on a guy Especially when you have to see that person every day W Sweet and funny I have read other stories that featured a female lead as a klutzy mess of a person Sometimes they worked well and became a humorous feature of the story But others didn t work out so well and they were an unfortunate creation to try to read and enjoy.But this one was written in such a fashion that it was funny and lighthearted throughout the entire story.You know what it s like to have a crush on a guy Especially when you have to see that person every day We get stupid Hart captured that stupidity beautifully in this story.The entire story was written in a no pressure way manner It was almost a clean romance and the refreshing writing didn t really need the overbearing pres...hmmm.I usually totally dig Emma Hart s sense of humor and I have a blast while indulging in it.I usually have a sweet tooth with her romantic comedies, BUT here, somehow, i felt off.The situation of humorous affect left me with non so, i guess, it s purely my bad Wrong timing I wish I could tell you The pacing also felt off, it was too slow and the angst was no where to be found, and not in the true sense of the word, since this is a romantic comedy, there should be no angst, hmmm.I usually totally dig Emma Hart s sense of humor and I have a blast while indulging in it.I usually have a sweet tooth with her romantic comedies, BUT here, somehow, i felt off.The situation of humorous affect left me with non so, i guess, it s purely my bad Wrong timing I wish I could tell you The pacing also felt off, it was too slow and the angst was no where to be found, and not in the true sense of the word, since this is a romantic comedy, there should be no angst,...I m starting to think that you ll date anyone who brings you food In a New York minute This book was both funny and cute I really liked itWe all know someone who is terribly clumsy and if something ridiculous is going to happen, it will happen to them That person might even be you Mallory is that girl She regularly spills drinks, food, trips over or bumps into things It s like she is a magnet to catastrophe.On the day of a very important job interview she is nearly run over, silver lining in that sitch is that the man who helped her was hot af There has to be some perks to being Mallory rightSo I did the only thing any se We all know someone who is terribly clumsy and if something ridiculous is going to happen, it will happen to them That person might even be you Mallory is that girl She regularly spills drinks, food, trips over or bumps into things It s like she is a magnet to catastrophe.On the day of a very important job interview she is nearly run over, silver lining in that sitch is that the man who helped her was hot af There has to be some perks to being Mallory rightSo I did the only thing any self respecting, twenty five year old woman who d just almost been run over, tripped, and dropped her dirty panties could do I ran But only like two blocks because I was in heels, and I had the fitness level of a hippoMallory is at an all time life low having lost her job, her apartment and is now living with her parents who have no concept of the word boundaries when it comes to their sex life As if her life isn t crazy enough.Lady luck is shining down on Mallory for now though and she is th...Emma Hart is definitely one of the reigning queens of ROM COM and this office romance was another hilarious and sexy book that was so much fun to read.Cameron and Mallory have the craziest first encounter and the laughs start from the the get go FLAMINGO PANTIES That s all I m saying and why do I not find it weird that a grown woman in her twenties has a pair of these In fact it made me love her right away This heroine is a bit awkward, a bit of a klutz and totally loveable She is aptly ni Emma Hart is definitely one of the reigning queens of ROM COM and this office romance was another hilarious and sexy book that was so much fun to read.Cameron and Mallory have the craziest first encounter and the laughs start from the the get go FLAMINGO PANTIES That s all I m saying and why do I not find it weird that a grown woman in her twenties has a pair of these In fact it made me love her right away This heroine is a bit awkward, a bit of a klutz and totally loveable She is aptly nicknamed Hurricane Mallory by Cameron who just happens to end up being her new boss.The chemistry between these two is fantastic and the anticipation is enhanced by the slightly taboo nature of employer employee relationships I think this was de...5 Hurricane StarsSuch sweet, catastrophe filled, slow burn goodness, with a good dose of snark added into the mix, of course This book had it all for me from start to finish and I really wish there was no The End in the end.Mallory is a walking catastrophe waiting to happen No lie This woman just falls into these situations on the daily, but, regardless of her klutziness she is sassy, snarky and somehow turns all of that into a charming woman with a good heart Cameron is a really5 Hurricane StarsSuch sweet, catastrophe filled, slow burn goodness, with a good dose of snark added into the mix, of course This book had it all for me from start to finish and I really wish there was no The End in the end.Mallory is a walking catastrophe waiting to happen No lie This woman just falls into these situations on the daily, but, regardless of her klutziness she is sassy, snarky and somehow turns all of that into a charming woman with a good heart Cameron is a really good man Sweet, compassionate, not klutzy, charming and intelligent and has just enough alpha in him that makes him all kinds of smexy.Cameron and Mallory s journey was all kinds of fun From the not so sweet meet cute to them getting their HEA, it was truly sweet, slow burning goodness and when I say slow burn, I mean slow burn The attraction is instantaneous, but I like how they didn t immediately cross the employer employee line and instead built a solid relationship around it Now, this one is sweet, but the chemistry...

Catastrophe Queen
  • 05 December 2017
  • 195 pages
  • Emma Hart
  • Catastrophe Queen