His Banana

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My new boss likes rules, but there s one nobody dares to breakNo touching his banana Seriously The guy is like a potassium addict Of course, I touched it If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth I chewed it up, too I even swallowed.I know Bad, bad, girl.Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy s banana does not make the best first impression I should backtrack a little here Before I ever touched a billionaire s banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter This wasn t the same old bottom of the barrel assignment I always got I wasn t going to interview a garbage man about his favorite routes or write a piece on how picking up dog poop from people s yards is the next big thing Nope None of the above, thank you very much.This was my big break My chance to prove I wasn t a bumbling, clumsy, accident prone walking disaster I was infiltrating Galleon Enterprises to follow up on suspicions of corruption Cue the James Bond music.I could do this All I had to do was land the position as an intern and nail my interview with Bruce Chamberson.Forget the fact that he looked like somebody carved him out of liquid female desire, then sprinkled on some makes men question their sexuality for good measure I needed to make this work No accidents No disasters No clumsiness All I needed to do was hold it together for less than an hour.Fast forward to the conference room before the interview, and that s where you would find me with a banana in my hand A banana that literally had his name on it in big, black sharpie It was a few seconds later when he walked in and caught me yellow handed A few seconds after that was when he hired me Yeah I know It didn t seem like a good sign to me, either. Download His Banana Author Penelope Bloom – kino-fada.fr 4 stars.Picked up this book today as an impulse purchase I was in the mood for a rom com and as it turns out this book really is the brand of silly, slightly slapstick adventure that I enjoy Lighthearted, quirky and funny but also sweet and sexy.Fast read, adorable heroine and NOT man whore hero which was a relief That has just gotten old for me, so over it Not that I think I was really into it in the first place but I digress Entertaining read and my first by Penelope Bloom.It was the 4 stars Picked up this book today as an impulse purchase I was in the mood for a r...Well, having been coerced into reading this book by my dear and lovely friends from my book club, I honestly tried to keep as much of an open mind as possible, as this book is so completely outside of my element that I did not even have to do any background check on it to discern whether or not I would hate it.Having kept an open mind throughout the entire one sitting I finished this book in, I am genuinely surprised to say that I didn t necessarily hate it and would most probably even recommend Well, having been coerced into reading this book by my dear and lovely friends from my book club, I honestly tried to keep as much of an open mind as possible, as this book is so completely outside of my element that I did not even have to do any background check on it to discern whether or not I would hate it.Having kept an open mind throughout the entire one sitting I finished this book in, I am genuinely surprised to say that I didn t necessarily hate it and would most probably even recommend it to those who are entertained by this type of writing As for my own personal experience, I am very glad to have been reassured that my senses are still in check and that my powers of reasoning have remained intact after so many years of reading.There is actually nothing wrong in particular with this specific genre of literature and I do not judge those who enjoy it on the contrary, I felt the book carried ...His yellow bananaThis is the first book by this author The concept was hilarious All I can see as she bit his I laughed and laughed The look on his face and he said My name is on it You will love this book Her cherry is next His yellow bananaThis is the first book by this auth...I stumbled across this onfree books and I m not sure what grabbed my attention first, the cover, the title or the blurb but regardless it was a must click if there ever was one There were certain things I expected from this book, I expected to laugh, cringe, feel disheveled and it delivered, massively I felt the same as when I accidentally eat a whole tub of Ben and Jerry s mint choc chip ice cream, naughty, giddy, ruffled and wantingThese kind of books are never going to win I stumbled across this onfree books and I m not sure what grabbed my attention first, the cover, the title or the blurb but regardless it was a must click if there ever was one There were...Second time read review.Wow, I definitely flew through this one I will admit that I m already super behind on my planned reads for July because of my hectic life It s like everything was like. nope, you don t get to read today. tomorrow. next week. next month. BASICALLY NEVER.So, I decided to take days off of work because I need some me time aka reading time That being said, I broke into this bad boy and wasn t disappointed I definitely fell back in love with these characters Second time read review.Wow, I definitely flew through this one I will admit that I m already super behind on my planned reads for July because of my hectic life It s like everything was like. nope, you don t get to read today. tomorrow. next week. next month. BASICALLY NEVER.So, I decided to take days off of work because I need some me time aka reading time That being said, I broke into this bad boy and wasn t disappointed I definitely fell back in love with these characters because their relationship was just hilarious Yet, when the moment needed to be hot it was Definitely a book that I needed to read on my official reading day The one thing about this book that still annoys me to this day was the ex Bruce s ex Valerie I think that was her name was a piece of work guys Oh lord, she was a terrible mother and person Thinking people are beneath you and shit was just ugh She was absolute trash...I was in the mood for a light humorous book to read on a lazy rainy afternoon and I came across this and in the most part, it lived up to my expectations.Color me blind, but with that picture title, what was not to love So as you can guess from the title, the Hero in this story L O V E S Bananas Yes, folks, he has a banana fetish, go figure From the first chapter until the last, this clever author had me in stitches It is really a funny story with lovable characters.The I was in the mood for a light humorous book to read on a lazy rainy afternoon and I came across this and in the most part, it lived up to my expectations.Color me blind, but with that picture title, what was not to love So as you can guess from the title, the Hero in this story L O V E S Bananas Yes, folks, he has a banana fetish, go figure From the first chap...This book deserves a rating of 3 whole bananas I m dead serious Thanks to all the loony heads in my book club I was pushed towards His Banana and must say, this was one of the most discussed books in the club Michelle Chafic s combined effort on making me feel like i must give it a try and Ahmed s review that pushed me towards I m going to taste his banana, and SOON deserves appreciation I liked it I really liked it Hats off for the non E L James type writing i m not comparing, This book deserves a rating of 3 whole bananas I m dead serious Thanks to all the loony heads in my book club I was pushed towards His Banana and must say, this was one of the most discussed books in ...I thought this was a romcom Based on the blurb, I thought it would get a chuckle out of me.Not a lip twitch to be found.His Banana features Bruce Chamberson, the rich co owner with his identical twin of Galleon Enterprises, a firm that does some sort of marketing I m still not sure what it does and nothing about the story solidified the reasons for its success Natasha is a fledgling reporter at a borderline bankrupt business paper who has to infiltrate Galleon as an intern to get some dirt I thought this was a romcom Based on the blurb, I thought it would get a chuckle out of me.Not a lip twitch to be found.His Banana features Bruce Chamberson, the rich co owner with his identical twin of Galleon Enterprises, a firm that does some sort of marketing I m still not sure what it does and nothing about the story solidified the reasons for its success Natasha is a fledgling reporter at a borderline bankrupt business paper who has to infiltrate Galleon as an intern to get some dirt on Bruce.Beyond the part in the story where Natasha ate Bruce s banana and I m talking about an actual yellow banana , I failed to connect with this story I actually found this book hard to get through I liked Bruce, I didn t like Natasha, and I m still trying to figure out the purpose of his ex and the kid subplot I just didn t see the poin...Its not that it was bad per say, but itsbecause nothing was original, characters didn t hold my attention and there was no reason to finish the rest of it because this has been written so many times before.DnfThe inner dialogue and the conversations were both stupid and too childish for me to enjoy, but don t let my opinion deter you from trying it, you may find it funny.

His Banana
  • English
  • 21 August 2019
  • Kindle Edition
  • 177 pages
  • Penelope Bloom
  • His Banana