Beauty and the Beefcake

Posted on 10 August 2018 by Pippa Grant

She s my sun and moon.My stars, my air, my sunshine.She s every heartbeat. There are two kinds of women in the world those I can bang, and those I can t.My teammate s sister She s a can t.I moved in with her to protect her from a nasty ex, not to be the next guy in line.She s the brains.I m the brawn.She s the fruit.I m the sausage.She talks too much.I don t talk at all, if I don t have to.Should be easy to resist her.But every minute I spend with Felicity is another minute she gets under my skin She makes me feel like somethingthan a dumb puckhead with a big Zamboni pony And it s getting harder to remember why I need to keep my hands to myself. Beauty and the Beefcake is a vegan friendly standalone romantic comedy featuring a hockey player whose vocabulary is the only thing smaller than a hockey puck, a book smart but aimless ventriloquist with too many voices in her head, a dilapidated old house that may or may not be haunted, and no cheating or cliffhangers. New Download Books Beauty and the Beefcake Author Pippa Grant – kino-fada.fr I can t tell you how glad I am that I discovered Pippa Grant s books Every time I get one of her books, I put down whatever I m reading and start reading her brand new title I was super excited to read this one, and it didn t disappoint Ares is my new favorite hero There is so much about him to love Felicity is his perfect match And his inner thoughts about her hit me right in the feels Felicity s family and friends are great, too I hope to seeof them All in all, this was a fabulo I can t tell you how glad I am that I discovered Pippa Grant s books Every time I get one of her books, I put down whatever I m reading and start reading her brand new title I was super excited to read this one, and it didn t disappoint Ares is my new favorite hero There is so much about him to love Felicity is his perfect match And his inner thoughts about her hit me right in the feels Felicity s family and friends are great, too I hope to seeof them All in all, this was a fabulous book I can t wait for her ...With a hero who articulates in grunts and single words and a heroine who talks enough for six people, you wouldn t think this book would be so enchanting, hilarious and holy hades hot, but that is the mastery and magic of Pippa Grant Ares easily already had a place in my heart from the previous books, that whole still waters thing really piquing my curiosity, making me eager to learnabout him, but Felicity was a virtual unknown Yeah, her throwing her voice at Manning s dinner party was a With a hero who articulates in grunts and single words and a heroine who talks enough for six people, you wouldn t think this book would be so enchanting, hilarious and holy hades hot, but that is the mastery and magic of Pippa Grant Ares easily already had a place in my heart from the previous books, that whole still waters thing really piquing my curiosity, making me eager to learnabout him, but Felicity was a virtual unknown Yeah, her throwing her voice at Manning s dinner party was a hilarious scene in R...Dear god, thank you for the brilliance that is Pippa Grant and her crazy, silly, gut busting sense of humor Seriously We should all be saying that thank you because who else would be able to spin such an amazing, smart, funny, sexy tale between a ventriloquist and a hockey player who mostly communicates in grunts and inappropriate GIFs and has an emotional support monkey as a sidekick Yeah, you read that correctly Emotional Support Monkey Who s a cockblocker too I knew Ares and Felicity Dear god, thank you for the brilliance that is Pippa Grant and her crazy, silly, gut busting sense of humor Seriously We should all be saying that thank you because who else would be able to spin such an amazing, smart, funny, sexy tale between a ventriloquist and a hockey player who mostly communicates in grunts and inappropriate GIFs and has an emotional support monkey as a sidekick Yeah, you read that correctly Emotional Support Monkey Who s a cockblocker too I knew Ares and Felicity s story would be a deep one That Ares...MCs are the weirdest characters I ve ever met in a romance, and not the adorable kind of weird She talked a lot and he didn t at all They should live in a circus not in a book.Kacie, 4 starsWeird Unique Quirky Unusual Different Funny Unlike anything I have ever read before.Felicity is a genius vegan, with a great love of all things Thrusters hockey, and six different personalities a ventriloquist She also has horrible taste in men and her one goal and passion in life is to work be associated with the Thrusters hockey team Ares is an injured hockey player that only grunts mumbles and sends quirky gifs in text messages He had trouble as a child and because o Kacie, 4 starsWeird Unique Quirky Unusual Different Funny Unlike anything I have ever read before.Felicity is a genius vegan, with a great love of all things Thrusters hockey, and six different personalities a ventriloquist She also has horrible taste in men and her one goal and passion in life is to work be associated with the Thrusters hockey team Ares is an injured hockey player that only grunts mumbles and sends quirky gifs in text messages He had trouble as a child and because of that he s not big on tal...This was my first read of the emotional support monkey, I mean Pippa Grant, and I can honestly say it won t be the last I loved every moment of Beauty and the Beefcake, from the chapter titled Ares aka an ape who just wants to get back on the ice Grunt to meeting Loki, the emotional support monkey, along with Felicity who may be one of my favorite characters ever It might have something to do with her never ending need to fill silence with her many voices and along with her passion for fin This was my first read of the emotional support monkey, I mean Pippa Grant, and I can honestly say it won t be the last I loved every moment of Beauty and the Beefcake, from the chapter titled Ares aka an ape who just wants to get back on the ice Grunt to meeting Loki, the emotional support monkey, along with Felicity who may be one of my favorite characters ever It might have something to do with her never ending need to fill silence with her many voices and along with her passion for finding the perfect job hello kettle meet black , I m just saying she s amazing that s all.Felicity Murphy never stops talking, she has a very good reason for this, mostly She s a ventriloquist and even when she doesn t have a puppet attached to her hand she s always practicing on monkey s, on inanimate objects, on nothing in particularokay, you get the point Anyway, Felicity has a problem, actually she has several problems, abundant talking is just one of them Horrible ...5 stars for the Hero LOVE ARES reminds me of mycoughCecile s Tiger Not quite as silent Not quite as magnetic, but still a man after my own fluttering heart 3 stars for the heroine She s just too weird, with the ventriloquism and hooking up with too many hockey players and dicks I do think she deserved Ares, but she did hurt him toward the end, and I don t like that I LOVE Ares So together, average of 4 stars Plot is simple, as always Girl with stalker ex Guy with injury gir 5 stars for the Hero LOVE ARES reminds me of mycoughCecile s Tiger Not quite as silent Not quite as magnetic, but still a man after my own fluttering heart 3 stars for the heroine She s just too weird, with the ventriloquism and hooking up with too many hockey players and dicks I do think she deserved Ares, but she did hurt him toward the end, and I don t like that I LOVE Ares So together, average of 4 stars Plot is simple, as always Girl with stalker ex Guy with injury girl is PT They hole up together maneuvered by girl s bro, who is the guy s teammate Chemistry leads to a natural conclusion.The weird stuff aside from dummies comes in the form of a monkey a real one which is TOO OFTEN alluded to as the monkey in the guy s pants And of course, he s got a BIG ONE He s in fact big all over hence, beefcake.I honestly just skip over the stupid slapstick comedy stuff I m not the type of reader who laughs at these things I like subtle, wry, intelligent humor So...Pippa Grant has a new fan This book was so adorable and broke the mold in so many ways Beauty and the Beefcake is a story of misfits, broken toys and broken hearts It s also a really great reminder that every pot has it s perfect lid Felicity is a genius without a lot of common sense She never really fit in anywhere, graduating high school at thirteen will do that, so she lives with the characters she s created in her head She s a ventriloquist whose characters tend to be quite vocal when Pippa Grant has a new fan This book was so adorable and broke the mold in so many ways Beauty and the Beefcake is a story of misfits, broken toys and broken hearts It s also a really great reminder that every pot has it s perfect lid Felicity is a genius without a lot of common sense She never really fit in anywhere, graduating high school at thirteen will do that, so she lives with the characters she s created in her head She s a ventriloquist whose characters tend to be quite vocal when she s nervous While entertaining, it tends to garner some strange looks from others In addition, she has horrible taste in men and those men tend to be tough to scrape off Her latest in a string of awful boyfriends is stalking her and won t give her stuff back See why she d rather spend time in her head Ares, a monosyllabic, gentle giant named after the god of war, has gone through life with people underestimating him and only really understood by his twin brother People make the mistake of thinking...

10 August 2018

Pippa Grant