Go the F**k to Sleep

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A laugh out loud, adults only bedtime story for parents familiar with the age old struggle of putting their kids to bedHell no, you can t go to the bathroom You know where you can go The f k to sleepGo the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off t Download Go the F**k to Sleep – kino-fada.fr NEVER MIND THE VERY CATCHY TITLEand disregard that it is only 32 pages long and designed to emulate those children s books we parents read ad nauseum to our kids THIS IS AN ANTHEM TO PARENTS EVERYWHERE, an honest celebration of that all too familiar experience that we have all been through and I laughed my mental cursing, temper losing, patience exhausted, anger rising, sleep deprived ass off t...I can t express how much I love this book My son is currently whining because he s supposed to be napping.Yeah, good fucking luck on that one.But this book is so awesome because it s true I think I ve thought almo...I am not one for profanitybutthis book read by Samuel L Jackson is truly what happens at sleep time An Adult read You can hear this on You Tube narrated by Samuel L JacksonOh my gosh this book is fucking hilarious I had a discussion only this week with my husband about why the hell people don t tell you how evil kids are before you have the little fuckers.The author of this book needs to write a whole series I already have book titles prepared Sit the fuck on the toilet Eat your fucking vegetables Stop bitch slapping your brother Stop screaming before mummy turns fucking cray cray.And the one I currently need Get that finger out of your fuc...If you are looking for a quick laugh about 5 mins listen to this book Samuel Jackson reading this funny adult book Though, there is a lot of swearing I heard the audio was great and I had been looking for it Thanks to Mischenko for pointing out it is available on YouTubeHilarious As soon as I saw this, I had to read it I went straight toand snatched the kindle edition The story is hilarious and the illustrations are great A definite conversation piece.After buying it, I realized I could ve watched it on YouTube for free And better yet, narrated by one of m...I just had to get this audio when I heard that Samuel L Jackson was the narrator I just love him He has a little intro he does in the beginning talking about his kids and his friends kids that was funny as well This is a funny ADULT CHILDREN S BOOK This is NOT A BOOK TO READ TO YOUR KIDS Unless you really want to The book is a very short audio book as you can imagine but it was only 3 and some change onand hey, it s Samuel reading I loved it MY BLOG Melissa Martin s Reading L I just had to get this audio when I heard that Samuel L Jackson was the narrator I just love him He has a little intro he does in the beginning talking about his kids and his friends kids that was funny ...I guess my parents were lucky we pretty much went to sleep without fussing And if we got up again we usually played quietly without disturbing our parents And the kids I baby sat most often went to sleep pretty obligingly, too, probably because I played energetic games with them so they were wiped out I rememb...So funny I would probably appreciate the little gem even better if I had a kid You can hear this on You Tube narrated by Samuel L Jackson Thanks to Alina for the inspiration to read listen to this.This book so perfectly homes in on the grand canyon sized pit of frustration, weariness, and impotence that every parent carries around inside It s that place that is systematically tamped down and compartmentalized to make way for an entirely new kind of person The kind of person who can dig up the enthusiasm to clap and cheer for your three year old when she shouts I NEED TO GO POTTY at 2am, even though inside all you can think is, my god, I am so fucking tired The kind of person who This book so perfectly homes in on the grand canyon sized pit of frustration, weariness, and impotence that every parent carries around inside It s that place that is systematically tamped down and compartmentalized to make way for an entirely new kind of person The kind of person who can dig up the enthusiasm to clap and cheer for your three year old when she shouts I NEED TO GO POTTY at 2am, even though inside all you can think is, my god, I am so fucking tired The kind of person who spends thirty minutes desperately searching for that one special animal that she can t possibly go to bed without, but has conveniently stashed behind the bookcase and doesn t have the ability to recall where she put it The kind of person who can answer questions like, What is hair for which she just had to kn...

Go the F**k to Sleep
  • English
  • 22 June 2018
  • Kindle Edition
  • 17 pages
  • Adam Mansbach
  • Go the F**k to Sleep