The Mother Road

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Never in a million years would I have pictured myself as an axe wielding, dragon lady, chopping up multi colored flannel shirts into my very own plaid mulch But here I am, chopping away my frustrations.It all started when my brother, Paul, convinced me to go on one last family road trip across the Mother Road with him and my dad Just like old times, right Wrong What Paul fails to mention is his best man, Porter, will be joining us, who just so happens to be my childhood crush and the man who broke my heart four years ago What is supposed to be a fun, family bonding experience across Route 66 turns into a war of pranks, awkward moments and bathrooms full of dirty flannel shirts and day old beard clippings Paul s know it all attitude and Porter s devilish charm brings me to the brink of my sanity on my seven day trek across the United States with three bearded men in a small 1980 s RV. New Download The Mother Road [ Author ] Meghan Quinn [ Kindle ePUB or eBook ] – kino-fada.fr DNF 56 PercentThe story is funny and very over the top and then after awhile the humor just kept going and going and even though I chuckled I was pushing on to find the meat of the whole book I wanteddepth or maybe I just got tired of the humor Regardless, I m getting off here i...Marley s dad Bernie and brother Paul show up in California sporting the family RV Paul is getting married and they decided the perfect way to get him ready for the marriage is a road trip in memory of their mom in Tacy Tacy is so named for one of the characters in The Long, Long Trailer She is about that old also, her tire on the back is sagging, her paint is flaking Road trip What Marley doesn t realize is that Paul s best bro mance friend Porter is going to be the hitch hiker they pick Marley s dad Bernie and brother Paul show up in California sporting the family RV Paul is getting married and they decided the perfect way to get him ready for the marriage is a road trip in memory of their mom in Tacy Tacy is so named for one of the characters in The Long, Long Trailer She is about that old also, her tire on the back is sagging, her paint is flaking Road trip What Marley doesn t realize is that Paul s best bro mance friend Porter is going to be the hitch hiker they pick up Porter is the brother s best friend that broke Marley s heart Rawr They embark upon the journey for the perfect hotdog for their beloved mom s memory The stops along the way give you the feeling of being along for the rideI LOVE some road tripping The blue whale story will never be removed from the scar it left in my mind Then there is the humor Marley s brot...Find all of my reviews at MY GOD IT S A ROAD TRIP ROMANCE Please excuse me while I squee like an effing idiot because By now it should go without saying that I seriously dig on road trip stories And when some salami hidin is thrown in to the mix boooooiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnng I mean This scientific journal was about Marley a girl who left the farm for college and then moved alllllll the way across the country in Find all of my reviews at MY GOD IT S A ROAD TRIP ROMANCE Please excuse me while I squee like an effing idiot because By now it should go without saying that I seriously dig on road trip stories And when some salami hidin is thrown in to the mix boooooiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnng I mean This scientific journal was about Marley a girl who left the farm for college and then moved alllllll the way across the country in order to start adulting The week before her brother s wedding she gets a surprise in the form of her father, brother, and Tacy a vintage RV all at h...I m warning you THIS REVIEW CONTAINS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SWOON OVERLOAD READ AT YOUR OWN RISK grins HOLY MOTHER OF BOOK MAGIC HOLY FLANNEL WEARING HOT DOG EATING GOAT MILKING SEXY FARMTASTIC RUSTIC ALPHA MAN HOLY CRAPPPPPPP PORTER FREAKIN SMITH IS MINE I want to get that out of the way now before we go any further with this review Don t even think of COMIN...Genre Romantic ComedyType StandalonePOV First Person DualRating Marley McMann was a beauty blogger living in sunny California Out of the blue, her brother Paul and father Bernie showed up at her doorstep and coaxed her into going for a road trip Thus ensued a cross country trip through Route 66 in a family beloved 80s RV Living in a confined space for a week was nightmarish enough, try adding an unexpected addition of a teenage crush in the form of the sexy Porter Smith the mix The Genre Romantic ComedyType StandalonePOV First Person DualRating Marley McMann was a beauty blogger living in sunny California Out of the blue, her brother Paul and father Bernie showed up at her doorstep and coaxed her into going for a road trip Thus ensued a cross country t...I have never laughed so hard while reading a book in my life This book was absolutely hilarious There were so many laugh out loud moments, there was no way I could ve read this book in public Not only is this book super funny, it s also really sweet and heartwarming Even with this book being a bit crude and the shenanigans a bit r...Meghan Quinn writes humour that is quirky, weird, utterly hilarious and just the teeniest bit on the wrong side of fucked up her characters are no different and with The Mother Road she not only hit the mark but raised the bar on what Romantic Comedy should be completely I was cackling like an insane person all throughout this book when I wasn t squirming in embarrassment for her poor characters or sniffling through the sweet moments This, right here, is the pinnacle of Rom Com The summit Meghan Quinn writes humour that is quirky, weird, utterly hilarious and just the teeniest bit on the wrong side of fucked up her characters are no different and with The Mother Road she not only hit the mark but raised the bar on what Romantic Comedy should be completely I was cackling like an insane person all throughout this book when I wasn t squirming in embarrassment for her poor characters or sniffling through the sweet moments This, right here, is the pinnacle of Rom Com The summit of Rom Com The apex of nay The Rom Com ipice.She has a magical flair for describing a completely normal situation and turning it into the funniest thing you ve heard all day, so when you escalate that w...Did I lose weight I swear I did, because I completely laughed my ass off reading this book No joke, it is probably the funniest book I have ever read The comedy in this book goes way beyond just a little snicker here and there No, I m talking full out, laugh til you cry, roll around clutching your belly, almost pee your pants kind of humor.So, imagine you are stuck in an aging RV with your dad, your big broth... ARC provided by author in exchange for an honest review Son, I love you, but for the love of Gerald Ford, don t call your penis pretty I know you like alliterations and find the beauty in even the nastiest of things, but calling your penis pretty is like calling your ass ring beautiful It just doesn t work Be sure to pack some toiletries, clothes wet wipes, antibacterial soap, G...Excuse me while I try to pause my hysterical laughter long enough to write this review It may be a touch difficult, though Because every time I think of the ridiculous, slightly okay, maybethan slightly juvenile humor, I crack up all over again I spent a large portion of The Mother Road convulsing with laughter In public Yup, in the school pick up line At my daughter s gymnastics In a car park, waiting for ...

The Mother Road
  • English
  • 25 October 2019
  • ebook
  • 273 pages
  • Meghan Quinn
  • The Mother Road