Cattle Cult! Kill! Kill!

Posted on 06 July 2018 by M.P. Johnson

Strange things happen in the parts of Wisconsin where nobody is looking Catspaw is one of those parts After his car crashes in Catspaw, Renny watches his girlfriend, Sera, dragged away by men wearing severed cow heads as masks He follows them into the snow soaked wasteland of Wisconsin and slips face first into a sordid underworld of vicious farmers He fights to overcome his innate inability to do anything right, but can only watch helplessly as Sera is eaten alive, the first sacrifice for the resurrection of a forgotten god of agriculture Bovikraaga She will not be the last New Read [ Cattle Cult! Kill! Kill! ] author [ M.P. Johnson ] For Kindle ePUB or eBook – kino-fada.fr Holy Bovikraaga, what has the world come to This story begins with a simple car crash and then it gets weird Bare chested men wearing cows heads emerge from the woods to slaughter the innocent Victims are gutted upside down on inverted crosses and are soon torn apart and eaten This is a cattle cult to be reckoned with The local militia appears, but their numbers are quickly reduced by devout cow worshippers A woman is discovered in a cellar maternally suckling calves and maniacally enjoyi Holy Bovikraaga, what has the world come to This story begins with a simple car crash and then it gets weird Bare chested men wearing cows heads emerge from the woods to slaughter the innocent Victims are gutted upside down on inverted crosses and are soon torn apart and eaten This is a cattle cult to be...What the hell just happened to me This book was goddamn INSANE.I mean that in the most literal sense I could mean it There was a level of imagination in play here that is completely unbound YES, this is a gore book The focus is gore THERE S A LOT OF GORE IN HERE But that said, it s also profoundly strange in a completely unfettered and original way I mean, it s almost TOO MUCH Cattle Cult Kill Kill is truly demented.I m a pretty big fan of MP Johnson s work This one in particular, I coul What the hell just happened to me This book was goddamn INSANE.I mean that in the most literal sense I could mean it There was a level of imagination in play here that is completely unbound YES, this is a gore book The focus is gore THERE S A LOT OF GORE IN HERE But that said, it s also profoun...This book joins my favorites as one of those that manage to be so far out there, yet does so within a cohesive and somehow relatable story Cattle Cult Kill Kill is so creative in its weirdness I was impressed with how it kept me guessing and constantly threw new elements into the mix I am certain that I have read some of the strangest stuff out there and after all of that, this one still had that oh shit element that I tend to feel a bit less as time goes by Besides speaking to me o This book joins my favorites as one of those that manage to be so far out there, yet does so within a cohesive ...Catspaw County has the most sought after produce and meat in the county When outlying counties suffer drought or bad harvest, Catspaw thrives All thanks to Bovikraaga the god of agriculture Must keep him happy at all costs Or else.Bovine headed cult crazies, a cardboard cartoon cutout cavewoman facial, streaming acid teat milk, crotch cow babies, juicy corn worms, and a blood and body part meat moat What s not to like.I couldn t resist the title of this one and I knew by the cover that it w Catspaw County has the most sought after produce and meat in the county When outlying counties suffer drought or bad harvest, Catspaw thrives All thanks to Bovikraaga the god of agriculture Must keep him happy at all costs O...Having thoroughly enjoyed Dungeons Drag Queens at around this time last year, I was definitely excited to land a new title from M.P Johnson While I didn t enjoy Cattle Cult Kill Kill quite as much, it was a fun read, and there werethan enough WTF moments to warrant it a Friday feature.On the surface, this is a pretty standard b grade horror novel involving a murderous supernatural cult, a corrupt police department, and innocent bystanders who are forced to seek justice and reve Having thoroughly enjoyed Dungeons Drag Queens at around this time last year, I was definitely excited to land a new title from M.P Johnson While I didn t enjoy Cattle Cult Kill Kill quite as much, it was a fun read, and there werethan enough WTF moments to warrant it a Friday feature.On the surface, this is a pretty standard b grade horror novel involving a murderous supernatural cult, a corrupt police department, and innocent bystanders who are forced to seek justice and revenge at their own hands Johnson starts subverting our expectations almost immediately, as Renny proves helpless to save his girlfriend, Sera, from the clutches of the cult He does track her down to the barn where she s about to be tortured and sacrificed, but there s no happy ending to be found there I loved how Johnson put us inside his head, exposing us to all his doubts and fears,...CCKK is a good read involving a bizarre cattle cult, militia, weak humans, and a wicked sounding god of agriculture whose gentials are described in slimy detail While this read is not as over the top which is what I like as DDQ it stands solidly on its own.MP does a fantastic job of pulling the reader in and convincing us that what we are reading, for however long it takes us, is real, and it s happening, right up until we finish that last page and close the book Now that s a writer with ski CCKK is a good read involving a bizarre cattle cult, militia, weak humans, and a wicked sounding god of agriculture whose gentials are described in slimy detail While this read is not as over the top which is what I like as DDQ it stands solidly on its own.MP does a fantastic job of pulling the reader in and convincing us that what we are reading, for however long it takes us, is real, and it s happening, right up until we finish that last page and close the boo...If you have ever had the pleasure of meeting me in real life you will know that I m never speechless Seriously, even when I should be, MP shut me up and maybe even made me feel a little teeny bit self conscious, umm, scratch that, I wasn t, I didn t even try to shield strangers eyes from the full glory of that beautiful cover art I feel like I SHOULD have, butI didn t.I read this on my flight home to Portland from Texas Frightmare home of the weenie toss last week.I was flying standby on If you have ever had the pleasure of meeting me in real life you will know that I m never speechless Seriously, even when I should be, MP shut me up and maybe even made me feel a little teeny bit self conscious, umm, scratch that, I wasn t, I didn t even try to shield strangers eyes from the full glory of that beautiful cover art I feel like I SHOULD have, butI didn t.I read this on my flight home to Portland from Texas Frightmare home of the weenie toss last week.I was flying standby on a fully booked flight and my being there in that seat at that moment meant an off duty pilot had been told he had to wait for the next flight But there I was, oh so happy to have a good book to read The poor 60 year old conservative woman next to me had NOT thought to bring herself any form of entertainment So, she was bored Every five pages or so I d look up to digest the words a...5.0 out of 5 stars Bovikragg AAAAGGGHH , May 26, 2015By Kingzgrrl Airika S This review is from Cattle Cult Kill Kill Paperback Cattle Cult Kill Kill is a grindhouse extreme horror fanatic s entrail soaked dream I m obsessed with this book OBSESSED.In case you didn t guess by the half naked women barb wired to inverted crosses surrounded by cow headed freaks on the cover, this isn t for the weak of stomach There is gore aplenty, and Johnson finds all kinds of creative ways to make r 5.0 out of 5 stars Bovikragg AAAAGGGHH , May 26, 2015By Kingzgrrl Airika S This review is from Cattle Cult Kill Kill Paperback Cattle Cult Kill Kill is a grindhouse extreme horror fanatic s entrail soaked dream I m obsessed with this book OBSESSED.In case you didn t guess by the half naked women barb wired to inverted crosses surrounded by cow headed freaks on the cover, this isn t for the weak of stomach There is gore aplenty, and Johnson finds all kinds of creative ways to make readers barf in their mouths Farsurprising is the fact that this book hasheart than one might expect from a horror novel, especially of the extreme variety Cloaked in intestines, face meat and blood is a deeper story than you might guess Cattle Cult Kill Kill is a story about a man and a militia out to avenge the deat...M.P Johnson is one of the most fun, exciting, and weirdest writers currently operating in Bizarro fiction, and he has put an undeniable stamp on hardcore horror with Cattle Cult Kill Kill If you like his other books like The After Life Story of Pork Knuckles Malone and Dungeons and Drag Queens, prepare yourself, because while Cattle Cult contains all the weirdness of an M.P Johnson book, Cattle Cult Kill Kill delivers that weirdness in spades This book is grim.I m a big fan of Lovecrafti M.P Johnson is one of the most fun, exciting, and weirdest writers currently operating in Bizarro fiction, and he has put an undeniable stamp on hardcore horror with Cattle Cult Kill Kill If you like his other books like The After Life Story of Pork Knuckles Malone and Dungeons and Drag Queens, pre...so much fun, a single sitting, slaughterhouse of superviolence the best kind of disgusting.

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06 July 2018

M.P. Johnson