The Lightning-Struck Heart

Posted on 01 May 2018 by T.J. Klune

Once upon a time, in an alleyway in the slums of the City of Lockes, a young and somewhat lonely boy named Sam Haversford turns a group of teenage douchebags into stone completely by accident.Of course, this catches the attention of a higher power, and Sam s pulled from the only world he knows to become an apprentice to the King s Wizard, Morgan of Shadows.When Sam is fourteen, he enters the Dark Woods and returns with Gary, the hornless gay unicorn, and a half giant named Tiggy, earning the moniker Sam of Wilds.At fifteen, Sam learns what love truly is when a new knight arrives at the castle Sir Ryan Foxheart, the dreamiest dream to have ever been dreamed.Naturally, it all goes to hell through the years when Ryan dates the reprehensible Prince Justin, Sam can t control his magic, a sexually aggressive dragon kidnaps the prince, and the King sends them on an epic quest to save Ryan s boyfriend, all while Sam falls in love with someone he can never have.Or so he thinks. New Download [ The Lightning-Struck Heart ] by [ T.J. Klune ] – kino-fada.fr No words Should have sent a poet Okay, I lied I may have a few words I am still me after all, but in all seriousness I Loved This Magical Book Literally From start to finish, I was never bored, not even for a single paragraph of its considerable 400 page length.Sam of Wilds is a 20 y.o wizard s apprentice to Morgan of Shadows, withblurty, unfiltered goodness in him than one could possibly imagine And it was a slightly blinding sight to behold.Sam s be No words Should have sent a poet Okay, I lied I may have a few words I am still me after all, but in all seriousness I Loved This Magical Book Literally From start to finish, I was never bored, not even for a single paragraph of its considerable 400 page length.Sam of Wilds is a 20 y.o wizard s apprentice to Morgan of Shadows, withblurty, unfiltered goodness in him than one could possibly imagine And it was a slightly blinding sight to behold.Sam s best friend is Gary, a hornless gay unicorn And folks, he is a fierce, snarky BITCH, so watch out or someone s going to lose a testicle.Gary s also a wee bit vain Just a touch Sam s other best friend is Tiggy, a nine foot tall half giant, who may not be the brightest marble in the bag, but he protects Sam and Gary with a fury best not tested It s a good way to be wearing your insides on your outsides And quickly.Then we have Sam s would be love inte...Kindle Freebie 3 22 18 3.5 stars Soooooo much to say about this one First of all, I m a MEGA T.J Klune fan I love his particular brand of humor and I think that he is an extremely talented writer I preface with that because all of you should know that my rating and review is coming from someone who is a self proclaimed T.J fangirl.So what do you need to know about this one What is the deal with this story I ll break it down for all of you The characters.If you have read a T.J book r Kindle Freebie 3 22 18 3.5 stars Soooooo much to say about this one First of all, I m a MEGA T.J Klune fan I love his particular brand of humor and I think that he is an extremely talented writer I preface with that because all of you should know that my rating and review is coming from someone who is a self proclaimed T.J fangirl.So what do you need to know about this one What is the deal with this story I ll break it down for all of you The characters.If you have r... Pre Order Pre Order so it begins again Coming July 20th, 2015 from Dreamspinner PressThe Lightning Struck HeartBy TJ KluneA romantic comedy of stupidly epic proportions Or quite possibly just epically stupid Cover by Paul Richmond Blurb Once upon a time, in an alleyway in the slums of the City of Lockes, a young and somewhat lonely boy named Sam Haversford turns a group of teenage douchebags iPre Order Pre Order so it begins again Coming July 20th, 2015 from Dreamspinner PressThe Lightning Struck HeartBy TJ KluneA romantic comedy of stupidly epic proportions Or quite possibly just epically stupid Cover by Paul Richmond Blurb Once upon a time, in an alleyway in the slums of the City of Lockes, a young and somewhat lonely boy named Sam Haversford turns a group of teenage douchebags into stone completely by accident.Of course, this catches the attention of a higher power, and Sam s pulled from the only world he knows to become an apprentice to the King s Wizards, Morgan of Shadows.When Sam is fourteen, he enters the Dark Woods and returns with Gary, the hornless gay unicorn, and a half giant named Tiggy, earning the moniker Sam of Wilds.At fifteen, Sam learns what love truly is when a new knight arrives at the castle Sir Ryan Foxheart, the dreamiest dream to have ever been dreamed.Naturally, it all goes to h...Oh, T.J Klune, I m sooo happy I discovered your books This one here is just awesome I laughed so hard I will be listening to the audio book again in the future I saved it uhuh Anywhoooo Oh yeah, so Wizards, unicorns, a dragon Sign me up Val, you heard that, right Dragon Just one But he s fabulous The story follows Sam, who is an apprentice to the wizard He does magic and shitI don t have time for all the relations and courting and wooing b...Re read this again 8 2 18I am not even gonna try and explain the whole storyline of this book It is way too complicated and ridiculous to explain What I will tell you, is that everybody should read this book I can honestly say that this book will probably be my favorite read of 2016and the year has just begun That s how awesome this book is.If you want to step into a world of magic and creatures and romance , all while laughing your ass of at every page, then you should start rea Re read this again 8 2 18I am not even gonna try and explain the whole storyline of this book It is way too complicated and ridiculous to explain What I will tell you, is that everybody should read this book I can honestly say that this book w...First of all, I just want to let it be known that this book deserves to have a sequel, no matter how obvious it was that it certainly will But just so there s no sliver of doubt and I can have peace of mind, I ll say it again The Lightning Struck Heart must have a sequel No, scratch that The Lightning Struck Heart cannot not have sequelssss You hear me T.J Klune Huh Huh I m not really good at taunting authors Now that I ve finally let it out, onto the review If you are a hardcore fan First of all, I just want to let it be known that this book deserves to have a sequel, no matter how obvious it was that it certainly will But just so there s no sliver of doubt and I can have peace of mind, I ll say it again The Lightning Struck Heart must have a sequel No, scratch that The Lightning Struck Heart cannot not have sequelssss You hear me T.J Klune Huh Huh I m not really good at taunting authors Now that I ve finally let it out, onto the review If you are a hardcore fan of fantasy books, magic, wizards, and medieval kingdoms, you may think,Pffft Puh lease I ve seen or read it allBut if you hav...Re read September 2019I m still so obsessed with this book BEST BOOK EVER I freaking LOVED this book This book is hilarious But it was also beautiful, sweet, and it broke my heart in the best way possible because there is so much pining, it was awesomeIt s you, I said, not able to look away It s how I feel when I m with you How I think I ve always felt You re my lightning struck heart Ever since I ve known you, you ve struck my heart, and now I Re read September 2019I m still so obsessed with this book BEST BOOK EVER I freaking LOVED this book This book is hilarious But it was also beautiful, sweet, and it broke my heart in the best way possible because there is so much pining, it was awesomeIt s you, I said, not able to look away It s how I feel when I m with you How I think I ve always felt You re my lightning struck heart Ever since I ve known you, you ve struck my heart, and now I have to let you go because you re not mine to keep I need someone that I can be strong for But I need someone who can also be strong for meI cannot express my love for Sam enough Sam, a 20 year old wizard apprentice The most powerful there is actually Sam, who doesn t know how to shut up, ever And his pining for Ryan was just EPIC Knight Commander Ryan Foxheart was climbing slowly out of the river, water cascading down his body, dri...Kindle Freebie 3 22 18 My original review from 2015 of the book can be found here.Previous rating 3.5 starsAudiobook re read rating 3.5 stars for the story, 5 stars for the narration 4.5 stars overall I m going to focus the majority of this review on the audio portion If you want to read adetailed review on the story then check out my previous review of the ebook Now, I ve said this before and I ll say it again I m a HUUUUUUGE T.J Klune fan HUGE I ve read nearly everythin Kindle Freebie 3 22 18 My original review from 2015 of the book can be found here.Previous rating 3.5 starsAudiobook re read rating 3.5 stars for the story, 5 stars for the narration 4.5 stars overall I m going to focus the majority of this review on the audio portion If you want to read adetailed review on the story then check out my previous review of the ebook Now, I ve said this before and I ll say it again I m a HUUUUUUGE T.J Klune fan HUGE I ve read nearly everything he has written I might have missed one book , and I ve never given him less than 3.5 stars He is one of my favorite authors of all time, but this series yeah, it didn t quite work for me the first time around Don t get me wrong, I liked it, but I found the characters too similar to those from Tell Me It s Real and Bea...Extremely funny book except I found it farcical and stereotyped like a 400 page slapstick SNL impersonation of the LGBT individual I m sorry but I was not amused and had it not been for the presence of Kevin the dragon this would have been rated one star.There aren t enough stars for this The Lightning Struck Heart or, as it was originally titled, Unicorn Star Fucker, is a fantastic story of love, friendship, longing, loss, and hope Is this funnyYes Yes, it is It s fucking hilarious Straight up I was obnoxiously laughing so hard and so loud for so long that I actually began to feel sorry for the people around me Sorry they were being subjected to my overt hilarity and sorry they were not reading this magnificent and wondrous book so th There aren t enough stars for this The Lightning Struck Heart or, as it was originally titled, Unicorn Star Fucker, is a fantastic story of love, friendship, longing, loss, and hope Is this funnyYes Yes, it is It s fucking hilarious Straight up I was obnoxiously laughing so hard and so loud for so long that I actually began to feel sorry for the people around me Sorry they were being subjected to my overt hilarity and sorry they were not reading this magnificent and wondrous book so they too could laugh uproariously Does this book make your heart acheIn part Yes, it will, a little What can besad than wanting someone so desperately, but knowing you can t have himI m sorry I made an oath I did it because I thought it was the right thing to do And I m sorry that I can t break it But you have to believe me that it...

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