The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1)

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Some people are born boring Some live boring Some even die boring Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.One fateful night different from the night he died, which was inconvenient than fateful Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to survive Because even after it s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess. Download The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1) – kino-fada.fr Before Truck driver wereponies SOLD After This is sectioned into parts that each have a different bad guy and a new friend for Fred to make along the way I can see that some may find the formula boring, but I still like...Fred, as I think everyone will call this book, is a wonderful, imaginative book He s not as uninteresting as the full title makes out, in fact, he s not as unadventurous either.Drew, the author, guides us through a series of adventures, and, in each one Fred unwillingly picks up new friends.Drew breathes life no pun intended seeing as most of his friends are various forms of the un dead into each and every character, but my favourite was Bubba Bubba is a weresteed cough, cough but he was far Fred, as I think everyone will call this book, is a wonderful, imaginative book He s not as uninteresting as the full title makes out, in fact, he s not as unadventurous either.Drew, the author, guides us through a series of adventures, and, in each one Fred unwillingly picks up new friends.Drew breathes life no pun intended seeing...I have recently become addicted to audio books I just figured that they weren t something I would enjoy and that my mind would wander and I would miss things as I was listening I have now realized that this is not the case I m lucky that I have a job in which I sit at a desk all day Some may not find that appealing, but I work in a capacity where I get to use my creativity on a daily basis I decided to try out listening to audio books as I work and it has been a life changer The Utterly Un I have recently become addicted to audio books I just figured that they weren t something I would enjoy and that my mind would wander and I would miss things as I was listening I have now realized that this is not the case I m lucky that I have a job in which I sit at a desk all day Some may not find that appealing, but I work in a capacity where I get to use my ...I am truly shocked that this is rated so highly I honestly checked to see if it was self published or originally published in serial form, to see if there was any excuse for reintroducing the main characters to me, again, in chapter five, for the fifth time Atrociously repetitive Contrived and flat.We love vampires We love snarkiness Fred shortened title has a lot of both Similar to You Suck, by Christopher Moore, Fred takes the paranormal genre and turns it on its head A favorite amongst the REUTS team, we hope you love it as much as we doSome people are born boring Some live boring Some even die boring Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one This was our book club pick for July I enjoyed it quite a bit and found Fred the vampire to be quite clever and lovable, even if he was somewhat boring as an individual In the beginning Fred goes to his high school reunion and runs into an old friend who ends up spicing his life up a bit The book is divided into different stories abou Some p...I really really really wanted this to be good I did The title sold me and it turned out to be the books best quality Plagued with amateurish writing and joke that fall flat, the whole thing reads like chess club fantasy porn The nice vamp gets the hot girl who was also a outcast in school but has slimmed down of course and meanders his way through his afterlife with a growing selection of cw ready cardboard super palls Just as Freddy s vampire daddy laments in the final story of this coll I really really really wanted this to be good I did The title sold me and it turned out to be the books best quality Plagued with amateurish writing...This book is about a squeamish, shy accountant who gets turned into a vampire and he remains that same little backwards guy until he meets a woman who works for a paranormal agency She helps him to start coming out of his shell and to make new friends The only problem is, is...3.5 stars rounded up because it was a nice fun read, perfect for October Several evil villains and paranormal clich s are played for laugh in a simple and episodic tale which follows Fred the vampire and his motley crew The accountant in the title did it for me I simply can t resist the lure of fangy economics Did I mention the were ponyI prowled the darkness at first, hoping to find others of my kind, but after a few movies depicting the vampire political system, I started staying in mor 3.5 stars rounded up...this was a lot better than I thought it would be the stories were funny and original the characters were a lot of fun the only thing that bothered me was every chapter you got a recap of how the characters met and who was who you don t need that I would readabout Fred and his crazy pack of friends.

The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1)
  • English
  • 27 October 2017
  • Paperback
  • 300 pages
  • Drew Hayes
  • The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1)