This Book Is Full of Spiders (John Dies at the End, #2)

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From the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.WARNING You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure That s just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chain saw tastes like.You can t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings You can t see it, because it decides what you see You won t even feel it when it breeds And it will breed So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind controlling skull spiders We re all about to find out.Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it I m just the messenger Even if I did sort of cause it.Either way, I won t hold it against you if you re upset I know that s just the spider talking. Free Read [ This Book Is Full of Spiders (John Dies at the End, #2) ] author [ David Wong ] For Kindle ePUB or eBook – kino-fada.fr This is one of the books in my first Nocturnal Reader s Box and I m excited to read itThis Book Is Full of Spiders Seriously, Dude, Don t Touch ItWritten by David WongNarrated by Nick PodehlThis Book Is Full of Spiders Seriously, Dude, Don t Touch It John Dies at the End 2 by David Wong is soooo good I got the audible because I watched the movie for book one and thought listening to the book would be close to watching book two If you haven t read book one, read it first or watch the movie first I watched it on Netflix It is important to know certain details in that b This Book Is Full of Spiders Seriously, Dude, Don t Touch ItWritten by David WongNarrated by Nick PodehlThis Book Is Full of Spiders Seriously, Dude, Don t Touch It John Dies at the End 2 by David Wong is soooo good I got the audible because I watched the movie for book one and thought listening to the book would be close to wa...Pre Read Review WANT NOW.Post Read Review I ve read quite a few books this year some good, some bad, but nothing that is as near to perfection as this one Like most fans of John Dies at the End, I ve been waiting for years for Spiders to finally make its way into my hands And like most, I spent that time wondering if it could possibly be as good as the original Or good at all Yes, that thought crossed my mindthan once How could it not Now here I am, having finished Spiders Pre Read Review WANT NOW.Post Read Review I ve read quite a few books this year some good, some bad, but nothing that is as near to perfection as this one Like most fans of John Dies at the End, I ve been waiting for years for Spiders to finally make its way into my hands And like most, I spent that time wondering if it could possibly be as good as the original Or good at all Yes, that thought crossed my mindthan once How could it not Now here I am, having finished Spiders last night and I am still blown away.Is it as funny as JDATE No But given the story, I don t think it needed...I loved the first book in the series, John Dies at the End, for all it s absurd lovecraftian slacker humor and over the top dick jokes and splashy gore and time travel and rastafarian dudes asking you to drink black goo that opens your mind to all the sick and twisted things that crawl around on the surface of the world but you never quite see them.It was a vision of perfection if you love funny horror I kinda made a happy dance.So why didn t I read the second book right away IDK I don t have I loved the first book in the series, John Dies at the End, for all it s absurd lovecraftian slacker humor and over the top dick jokes and splashy gore and time travel and rastafarian dudes asking...The paranoia of the narrator in David Wong s This Book is Full of Spiders drives this book to its spidery apocalyptic ending The narrator is in turns funny, insightful and painfully annoying I enjoyed this book for a while but found I wasn t looking forwa...Compared to John Does at the End, the structural problems here are minor This actually reads like a novel rather than the world s worst fix up But, sadly, this wasn t as zany as the first and it didn t have nearly the number of crazy gags, mysterious world building elements, and good humor per page as the first book in this series It had a promising start but resigned itself to be one extended zombie joke for much of its page count Thankfully, the last 25% was a return to form and was sati Compared to John Does at the End, the structural problems here are minor This actually reads like a novel rather than the world s worst fix up But, sadly, this wasn t as zany as the first and it didn t have nearly the number of crazy gags, mysterious world building elements, and good humor per page as the first book in this series It had a promising start but resigned itself to be one extended zombie joke for much of its page count Thankfully, the last 25% was a return to form and wa...Going to keep this one short and sweet.Bottom line I liked it, and look forward to David Wong s next book.Did I like it as much as JOHN DIES AT THE END No.Why Because even though the story itself was strong, the quality of the writing seemed rushed and the narrative scattered The personalities of the main characters shifted quite a bit from what I remember in the original book, and the supporting characters in SPIDERS were paper thin, usually summed up with a description of a celebrity they lo Going to keep this o...David Wong is an incredible writer He isn t an incredible writer because he writes amazingly well He doesn t He writes like a seventh grader typing up some stupid story with his friends in his school computer room during lunchtimes.The incredible part comes in when you take into account that John Dies at the End and now Spiders ...Sorry, I don t want to be that guy but I just didn t bought it First book was narrated flawlessly and purposefully with a lot of stuff going on and with no short of interesting things getting explained and a bunch of holy shit but funny moments In this book however, I find it very unpleasant to read and then BAM some David Wong Cracked related fact that seems so out of place in the context of the book that it just jolts me from enjoying the narrative itself Also, it felt like a really Sorr...Following up the extraordinary John Dies At The End must have been a daunting task The first in what I m calling David Wong s David Wong series the author s name is a pseudonym and is also the main character s name, as the books are written mostly in the first person was a remarkable achievement, blending wit, juvenile and irreverent humor, and a healthy dose of gory horror The follow up, with what is one of the greatest titles of any book to date...

This Book Is Full of Spiders (John Dies at the End, #2)
  • English
  • 01 December 2017
  • Hardcover
  • 406 pages
  • 0312546343
  • David Wong
  • This Book Is Full of Spiders (John Dies at the End, #2)