Seriously... I'm Kidding

Posted on 01 May 2018 by Ellen DeGeneres

Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing Ellen Degeneres winning, upbeat candor has made her show one of the most popular, resilient and honored daytime shows on the air To date, it has won no fewer than 31 Emmys Seriously I m Kidding, Degeneres first book in eight years, brings us up to date about the life of a kindhearted woman who bowed out of American Idol because she didn t want to be mean Lively hilarious often sweetly poignant. Free Download Seriously... I'm Kidding [ Author ] Ellen DeGeneres [ Kindle ePUB or eBook ] – kino-fada.fr Note This is a review of the audio edition.I love Ellen Degeneres Seriously, I m not kidding I know what you re thinking you can t truly love someone whom you ve never met and probably never will But I truly love her in the way you love someone or something that you know with your whole heart is making the world a better place to live And I am positive of this fact when it comes to this woman.After a hard day, her humor and generosity and overall love for people and life are a balm on Note This is a review of the audio edition.I love Ellen Degeneres Seriously, I m not kidding I know what you re thinking you can t truly love someone whom you ve never met and probably never will But I truly love her in the way you love someone or something that you know with your whole heart is making the world a better place to live And I am positive of this fact when it comes to this woman....When I was a little girl, my grandfather once told me that when he spoke in front of a group, he often began with, I know most people start their speeches with jokes, but I don t know any, so let s all think of our favorite joke and laugh This book reminded me a lot of that joke While I don t watch Ellen s talk show, I do really like her and have read her other books This one seems gratuitous One chapter is made up entirely of her making sounds As in, mememememeeme Or, bwabwabwa A When I was a little girl, my grandfather once told me that when he spoke in front of a group, he often began with, I know most people start their speeches with jokes, but I don t know any, so let s all think of our favorite joke and laugh This book reminded me a lot of that joke While I don t watch Ellen s talk show, I do really like her and have read her other books This one seems gratuitous One chapter is made up entirely of her making sounds As in, mememememeeme Or, bwabwabwa A few chapters are s...Have you seen tumblr I don t mean the pretty pictures I mean this You get the point This is what Ellen s book is like It is filled with the most random, sparse and off tangent thoughts I ve ever had the opportunity to read.Ellen DeGeneres is a beloved stand up comedian, television host, bestselling author, and actress She hosts the syndicated talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show, i enjoyed this book so much i love Ellen i watch her show she is so funny , one of my favourite chapters, What Would Jesus Do All these polls do is make everyone so judgmental And I don t believe in judgment Unless is judgment of judgment I don t think someone has to wear something better or have a better hairstyle That s w...It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves I picked up this audiobook in hopes of it lifting up my spirits while I had a cold And for the first two out of three hours it did its job I laughed heartily while getting to forget for a minute that I was feeling awful And two passages in particular really stayed with me.One for being wittyDo things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system And the other for being relatableLeaning forward in yourIt always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves I picked up this audiobook in hopes of it lifting up my spirits while I had a cold And for the first two out of three hours it did its job I laughed heartily while getting to forget for a minute that I was feeling awful And two passages in particular really stayed with me.One for being wittyDo things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system And the other for being relatableLeaning forward in your chair when someone i...You wanna read listen to an amusing little time waster and you like Ellen DeGeneres style of humor This is your book However, don t go into this expecting anything really substantial Some chapters are a couple of words, maybe a sentence long And while I adored some of the stories and was uplifted by the encouraging tone, that is where my biggest complaint is.I listened to this in 3 hours This is the absolute shortest audiobook I ve ever listened to and this goes for almost 30 retail You You wanna read listen to an amusing little time waster and you like Ellen DeGeneres style of humor This is your book However, don t go into this expecting anything really substantial Some chapters are a couple of words, maybe a sentence long And while I adored some of the stories and was uplifted by the encouraging tone, that is where my biggest complaint is.I listened to this in 3 hours This is the absolute shortest audiobook I ve ever listened to and this goes for almost 30 retail You could go to the movie theater for nearly 3 hours and pay less and probably have just as good or a better time.Of course, that probably sounds like I hated the book Not true Ellen is funny, in her own way, and she really is a good narrator I cracked a smile quite a few times and laughed a few others and I m...I laughed out so hard, God i love Ellen I laughed out so hard, God i love Ellen SeriouslyI m bored And shocked This audio is not well read by the author how is that even possible There is little affect, there are no pauses, and it seemed like even she was racing to get to the end The content...Ellen DeGeneresI listened to the audio version of this book and it s a lot like watching Ellen talk on her television show lots of casual, humorous observations about everyday life Ellen riffs on a wide variety of random topics, seemingly whatever pops into her head at the moment For example People who are late for dinner...Although I really like Ellen, I thought this book was pretty lame Old material from past comedy shows, and random thoughts I was hoping for just a little information on Ellen herselfno Yes, it got a few laughs out of me, but seriously Oh, she s kidding.

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01 May 2018

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